13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

[thiswallinside]

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

[/end voice]

[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

Comments

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

...

Scale from 1 to 1 million...should I start running now?

voice

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

... uh. You're... broadcasting.

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

Oh, really?

[mad-here.livejournal.com]

...I wouldn't have pinned you for the type.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Oh my.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Um... what's sex?

voice;

[bonescientist.livejournal.com]

...You had sex with your partner?

video;

[thenormalsquint]

[Nothing to see here, just Angela eating popcorn with a 'At least you got luckier than I did' look on her face.]

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

...ma'am?

[video]

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

[Ray's been avoiding the network in general, especially police members, but this is too good to miss. Even if it does blow his flu cover. And he can't quite manage to press anything but video with his clumsy paws.

So have a filthy chuckle, Beckett, along with an empty screen. He's avoiding appearing on the camera still.]

Nice one, Ma'am. There any of this CCTV stuff of it?