thiswallinside: ([nervous] awkwarrrrrd)
thiswallinside ([personal profile] thiswallinside) wrote2010-04-18 09:29 pm

13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

[/end voice]

[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

[identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
...

Scale from 1 to 1 million...should I start running now?

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you want to prolong the amount of torture I enact on you. And it won't be the fun handcuff type this time. Just-- don't talk to me until midnight!

voice

[identity profile] bladed-siberian.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
... uh. You're... broadcasting.

voice

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. About Castle and I having sex in my office, too...Jesus. Just, it's probably best if I try not to talk to anyone.

[identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Alright then no running.

The fun handcuff kind was...fun.

Sorry, Beckett I seem to have misplaced my watch

[identity profile] cry-reaper.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, really?

[identity profile] mad-here.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
...I wouldn't have pinned you for the type.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my.

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah. Your wrists still red?

I am seriously going to kill you. A lot.

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely. I think it was a lot of the unresolved uh, tension? Finally getting resolved. And seriously if you want to be kind to me, you can. We'll talk about puppies. Or French politics or something completely other than the fact that he's actually much stronger than appearances might belie.

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
What type? Sleeping with coworkers? Because he's really not technically a coworker, more like a pain in my ass. [sigh.] Not that way.

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I said that a few times. Er, yelled. Oh God make it stop.

[identity profile] cry-reaper.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I have not doubt that he was, he certainly seems the... virile type.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
You're quite the lucky lady.

[identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Bruised in fact. I'll be wearing button down shirts and suit jackets all week.

Haven't you learned by now, Beckett. The threats turn me on.

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you aren't the only one. You ever notice how bruise hurt is actually kind of good hurt, though?

[MORTIFIED. SILENCE.] I hate you. Stop talking to me!

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, definitely made up for his smart mouth with the energy. Willingness to please goes a long way, you know?

I'm never going to live this down.

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Something like that. It's probably better that it happened because of the curse, though. This way I can blame the bruises on the deities.

[identity profile] cry-reaper.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
It does, it really does. But you shouldn't be ashamed, Detective. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the pleasures of another.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so envious.

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Um... what's sex?

[identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
I have noticed that. Rook and Heat need a BDSM case I think...

We'll have to do research.

I can't! It's for research!

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I-- how old are you?

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Well, it was pretty good, I gotta say. Definitely one of those men that are okay with giving up the control. Without being pathetic, though.

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Usually I'm not, to be honest. It's just-- it's Castle. We were never supposed to go that far. No matter how fantastic it was.

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