13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

[thiswallinside]

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

[/end voice]

[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

Comments

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Really? Well, it was pretty good, I gotta say. Definitely one of those men that are okay with giving up the control. Without being pathetic, though.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

... I must have bad luck.

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Bad luck?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

My partner freaked out right when it turned midnight.

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Ooh, ouch. I uh, well. He caught me early in the morning. I had to get back to work well before midnight. Sorry to hear that.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[siigh]

It happens. I'll get the bastard one of these days..

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

I suppose it does. Can you talk to them about it?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Probably not.

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

You should try, at least. Can't hurt.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I suppose.