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So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

[/end voice]

[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

Date: 2010-04-19 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
...

Scale from 1 to 1 million...should I start running now?

Date: 2010-04-19 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
Only if you want to prolong the amount of torture I enact on you. And it won't be the fun handcuff type this time. Just-- don't talk to me until midnight!

Date: 2010-04-19 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
Alright then no running.

The fun handcuff kind was...fun.

Sorry, Beckett I seem to have misplaced my watch

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Date: 2010-04-19 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bladed-siberian.livejournal.com
... uh. You're... broadcasting.

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Date: 2010-04-19 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
Yeah. About Castle and I having sex in my office, too...Jesus. Just, it's probably best if I try not to talk to anyone.

Date: 2010-04-19 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cry-reaper.livejournal.com
Oh, really?

Date: 2010-04-19 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
Definitely. I think it was a lot of the unresolved uh, tension? Finally getting resolved. And seriously if you want to be kind to me, you can. We'll talk about puppies. Or French politics or something completely other than the fact that he's actually much stronger than appearances might belie.

Date: 2010-04-19 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cry-reaper.livejournal.com
I have not doubt that he was, he certainly seems the... virile type.

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Date: 2010-04-19 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mad-here.livejournal.com
...I wouldn't have pinned you for the type.

Date: 2010-04-19 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
What type? Sleeping with coworkers? Because he's really not technically a coworker, more like a pain in my ass. [sigh.] Not that way.

Date: 2010-04-19 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
I said that a few times. Er, yelled. Oh God make it stop.

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Date: 2010-04-19 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Um... what's sex?

Date: 2010-04-19 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
[He holds up three fingers into the air.]

I'm THIS many!

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Date: 2010-04-19 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bonescientist.livejournal.com
...You had sex with your partner?

voice;

Date: 2010-04-19 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bonescientist.livejournal.com
That's... slightly beyond the boundaries of strict professionalism.

[A beat.]

Well, how was it?

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video;

Date: 2010-04-19 10:33 am (UTC)
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: pffft)
From: [personal profile] thenormalsquint
[Nothing to see here, just Angela eating popcorn with a 'At least you got luckier than I did' look on her face.]

voice;

Date: 2010-04-19 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
...It was just the stupid freakin' curse, I swear.

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Date: 2010-04-19 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
[this is the sound a facepalm makes] Yeah?

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Date: 2010-04-19 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesfolktalky.livejournal.com
[Ray's been avoiding the network in general, especially police members, but this is too good to miss. Even if it does blow his flu cover. And he can't quite manage to press anything but video with his clumsy paws.

So have a filthy chuckle, Beckett, along with an empty screen. He's avoiding appearing on the camera still.]


Nice one, Ma'am. There any of this CCTV stuff of it?

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Date: 2010-04-19 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
[Oh good, just the person to make this impossibly more awkward! Beckett practically chokes on her own tongue when she gets the notification.]

No, but I have a really good memory. And it'll probably end up in Castle's book. Except that one part...

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[video] so along for it!

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