13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

[thiswallinside]

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

[/end voice]

[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

Comments

voice;

[bonescientist.livejournal.com]

True, I was just trying not to be blunt about it, seeing as you're technically my boss.

He appears to have the optimal built for satisfying sex. Good definition in his thighs and the ratio between the breadth of his shoulders and his waist is quite appealing - objectively speaking, of course.

[Well, so much for not being blunt about it.]

voice;

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, yeah. Well, thanks for trying at least. I don't seem to have that capability at the moment.

Yeah? I wasn't really-- the scent was overwhelming, from the curse. Though that's not to say I never noticed his shoulders before, though his buttocks are really really defined as well. And there's been that weird tension for awhile. Shit, can it be midnight now?

voice;

[bonescientist.livejournal.com]

No problem.

Sexual tension? I would imagine that's normal when two attractive adults work closely together for a prolonged period of time. Are you planning on engaging in a continued sexual relationship with him?

voice;

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

It doesn't help that his books often have his characters based on us having sex often. [Did she just open up another can of worms?]

I...wish I could, to be honest. But I'm not planning on it, no. Not here, it wouldn't be right. I wouldn't-- we wouldn't remember when we went back home.

voice;

[bonescientist.livejournal.com]

[A pause here, because that sounds a little too familiar. She also writes books about characters based loosely on herself and her partner - though will not admit it out loud - and yes, sex definitely has a role in them, too.]

Oh... does he?

You could enjoy a physical relationship along your working one here and have the advantage of going back to normal and being just professional partners when you do go back home.

voice;

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Mhmm. He doesn't even try to deny the similarities, either. Just makes a lot of stupid jokes.

I don't know if I could do that, for so many stupid reasons. [I am Jack's Kate's looming commitment issues.]

voice;

[bonescientist.livejournal.com]

I imagine he will continue to make those.

Rationally, if one won't remember anything anyway when they go back home, it would be senseless not to indulge in something one wants. However, I understand that there are also... emotional considerations that may not be as simple to resolve.

[Brennan gets those. Add in some abandonment and trust issues and stir together until mixed. These two need to start a club.]

voice;

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

He wouldn't be Castle if he didn't.

Well, you have a point, yeah. I'd want to remember, though. Just-- I guess it doesn't really matter. This place makes everything so complicated.

[They could help each other come up with excuses to keep from getting close to anyone ever. It would be like, really horribly unhealthy!]