13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

[thiswallinside]

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

[/end voice]

[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

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[video] you know you play Ray too much when you read 'keep it up' in completely the wrong context...

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

There you are, then. Nothin' to complain about, so long as he weren't a crap shag.

Eh, you never know, Ma'am. Some day you might jus' fancy showin' me.

[video] well i will admit it may have been worded that way purposely

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

It wasn't crap, it was surprisingly good. All of the times.

That'll be the day. [Really, Beckett, tempt fate some more.]

[video] oh, good. it's reassuring to know I'm not just turning intoa total perv.

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

All of the times? Blimey. Sounds like you 'ad quite the day.

Well, you wouldn't be the first bird who's decided she wanted t'see the extent of my prowess.

[video] oh no, and if you are i'm along for the ride!

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Well, I...hadn't slept with anyone for awhile. And he smelled really good, I don't know, like a pheromone thing.

Really? Wow, I'm surprised. What was the other girl's name, again?

[video] so along for it!

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

Yeah, seemed like loads of folk got 'it with that one. Should've guessed I'd miss out on the one good one that comes along. [Is that jealousy you hear? It just might be.]

'Ey. I'll 'ave you know I've 'ad loads of birds. Couldn't get enough of me, most of 'em.

[video]

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

[At least the stroke of midnight saves her from having to talk about it anymore.] Yeah, one of those massive widespread effects.

Oh yeah, sure. You're a real love machine.

[video]

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately for Ray that same stroke of midnight means he's suddenly a whole lot more human again. This is where it's probably just as well for Beckett he's avoided being in view the camera, though she may hear some sudden swearing.] Yeah, widespread effects with bloody sudden endings. S'pose you're gonna shut right up about your little rough an' tumble now, then?

Like you'd know.

[video]

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

[Beckett's going to blink in confusion for a bit. And as predicted, change the subject.] What was all that about?

Please. Like I'd wanna know.

[video]

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

Nothin'. Jus' give me a moment, will you? [About five minutes later the camera's actually picked up to reveal a sloppily dressed Ray puffing on a cigarette like it's his oxygen supply. It has been two days.]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Never 'ear of that, Ma'am?

[video]

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Didn't sound like nothing. [Beckett is so confused, Ray.] Okay, c'mon. You so do not have the flu.

Is that your most successful pick up line? Because I'm not surprised.

[video]

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

What? Yeah, I do. S'jus' a bit better now. [Ray glowers at her and throws in a sniffle for good measure.]

Nah. 'Course not. You jus' tell a bird you're a soldier, grab 'er arse an' she'll be all over you. 'Less she's a sensitive type.

[video]

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Homocide detective, here, Ray. If it's a curse, just let me know. You aren't going to get fired over some crap the deities are pulling.

I had no idea that was how it worked. This is a whole new world opening up to me.

[video]

[makesfolktalky.livejournal.com]

[He puffs on his cigarette moodily, contemplating that.] Yeah, so? 'Ow's it any business of yours whether I'm cursed or not, eh?

[Shrugs.] Works well enough for me.