13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

[thiswallinside]

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

[/end voice]

[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

Comments

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Maman Saya is home with me. She sings to me an' tells me stories, an' lets me sleep in bed with her. I loves Maman Saya. I wanna marry her.

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Oh...really? How does she feel about that?

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

About what?

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

About wanting to marry her. Or haven't you told her yet?

one that he's been telling various people during this curse >.>

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

.... non. Is a secret...

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Don't you think that maybe she'd want to know?

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

But... but ... m-maman Saya... if she doesn' loves me enough...