thiswallinside | 13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

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[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

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There you are, then. Nothin' to complain about, so long as he weren't a crap shag.

Eh, you never know, Ma'am. Some day you might jus' fancy showin' me.

It wasn't crap, it was surprisingly good. All of the times.

That'll be the day. [Really, Beckett, tempt fate some more.]

All of the times? Blimey. Sounds like you 'ad quite the day.

Well, you wouldn't be the first bird who's decided she wanted t'see the extent of my prowess.

Well, I...hadn't slept with anyone for awhile. And he smelled really good, I don't know, like a pheromone thing.

Really? Wow, I'm surprised. What was the other girl's name, again?

Yeah, seemed like loads of folk got 'it with that one. Should've guessed I'd miss out on the one good one that comes along. [Is that jealousy you hear? It just might be.]

'Ey. I'll 'ave you know I've 'ad loads of birds. Couldn't get enough of me, most of 'em.

[At least the stroke of midnight saves her from having to talk about it anymore.] Yeah, one of those massive widespread effects.

Oh yeah, sure. You're a real love machine.

[Unfortunately for Ray that same stroke of midnight means he's suddenly a whole lot more human again. This is where it's probably just as well for Beckett he's avoided being in view the camera, though she may hear some sudden swearing.] Yeah, widespread effects with bloody sudden endings. S'pose you're gonna shut right up about your little rough an' tumble now, then?

Like you'd know.

[Beckett's going to blink in confusion for a bit. And as predicted, change the subject.] What was all that about?

Please. Like I'd wanna know.

Nothin'. Jus' give me a moment, will you? [About five minutes later the camera's actually picked up to reveal a sloppily dressed Ray puffing on a cigarette like it's his oxygen supply. It has been two days.]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Never 'ear of that, Ma'am?

Didn't sound like nothing. [Beckett is so confused, Ray.] Okay, c'mon. You so do not have the flu.

Is that your most successful pick up line? Because I'm not surprised.

What? Yeah, I do. S'jus' a bit better now. [Ray glowers at her and throws in a sniffle for good measure.]

Nah. 'Course not. You jus' tell a bird you're a soldier, grab 'er arse an' she'll be all over you. 'Less she's a sensitive type.

Homocide detective, here, Ray. If it's a curse, just let me know. You aren't going to get fired over some crap the deities are pulling.

I had no idea that was how it worked. This is a whole new world opening up to me.

[He puffs on his cigarette moodily, contemplating that.] Yeah, so? 'Ow's it any business of yours whether I'm cursed or not, eh?

[Shrugs.] Works well enough for me.

13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

[video] you know you play Ray too much when you read 'keep it up' in completely the wrong context...

[video] well i will admit it may have been worded that way purposely

[video] oh, good. it's reassuring to know I'm not just turning intoa total perv.

[video] oh no, and if you are i'm along for the ride!

[video] so along for it!

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