thiswallinside | 13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

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[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

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Nothin'. Jus' give me a moment, will you? [About five minutes later the camera's actually picked up to reveal a sloppily dressed Ray puffing on a cigarette like it's his oxygen supply. It has been two days.]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Never 'ear of that, Ma'am?

Didn't sound like nothing. [Beckett is so confused, Ray.] Okay, c'mon. You so do not have the flu.

Is that your most successful pick up line? Because I'm not surprised.

What? Yeah, I do. S'jus' a bit better now. [Ray glowers at her and throws in a sniffle for good measure.]

Nah. 'Course not. You jus' tell a bird you're a soldier, grab 'er arse an' she'll be all over you. 'Less she's a sensitive type.

Homocide detective, here, Ray. If it's a curse, just let me know. You aren't going to get fired over some crap the deities are pulling.

I had no idea that was how it worked. This is a whole new world opening up to me.

[He puffs on his cigarette moodily, contemplating that.] Yeah, so? 'Ow's it any business of yours whether I'm cursed or not, eh?

[Shrugs.] Works well enough for me.

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