thiswallinside: ([nervous] awkwarrrrrd)
thiswallinside ([personal profile] thiswallinside) wrote2010-04-18 09:29 pm

13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

[/end voice]

[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

[identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooohohoho we're back to Kitten.

No point in running if you're not going to get caught, Sweetcheeks.

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Time's up, Castle. I've got paperwork to get back to. I'll play 'torture the writer' later.

[identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles at her]

Goodnight, Kate.

[identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Night. [And off goes her device, finally.]