thiswallinside | 13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

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[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

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At least you had fun during it.

I kind of feel like that's going to be the source of the problem for awhile. If it hadn't been kind of worth it, I'd crawl into a hole and never come out. I can do paperwork from a hole.

Castle's a nice guy, doesn't have an attitude problem, and he's cuter than a monkey with a puppy. The sex was obviously good. I'm not seeing the problem, Kate.

Those are all very true things. The problems occurs when our partnership that doesn't involve a lot of sex comes into play. And his daughter. And the fact that right now it's hard to think of much else but his very skilled mouth.

No one is going to take me seriously anymore...

Alexis is sixteen. I'm sure she knows her dad still gets around.

He will. Oh yes he will.

That's not what I meant.

Cute.

13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

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