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13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

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[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

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No problem.

Sexual tension? I would imagine that's normal when two attractive adults work closely together for a prolonged period of time. Are you planning on engaging in a continued sexual relationship with him?

It doesn't help that his books often have his characters based on us having sex often. [Did she just open up another can of worms?]

I...wish I could, to be honest. But I'm not planning on it, no. Not here, it wouldn't be right. I wouldn't-- we wouldn't remember when we went back home.

S'not about me bein' comfortable, ma'am. I just weren't sure 'ow far y'wanted me taking that whole 'pretend you're a bloke' thing.

Yeh, s'not too bad. He'll be over it in a day, I reckon.

Jus' told 'im about not talkin' t'strangers an' especially not meetin' them without 'is mum's say-so. Only... [And Chris is squirming on his side of the line. He sounds really awkward when he talks again.] Only I sort of made 'im cry... I was bein' nice, honest!

[A pause here, because that sounds a little too familiar. She also writes books about characters based loosely on herself and her partner - though will not admit it out loud - and yes, sex definitely has a role in them, too.]

Oh... does he?

You could enjoy a physical relationship along your working one here and have the advantage of going back to normal and being just professional partners when you do go back home.

Mhmm. He doesn't even try to deny the similarities, either. Just makes a lot of stupid jokes.

I don't know if I could do that, for so many stupid reasons. [I am ~~Jack's~~ Kate's looming commitment issues.]

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Oh, well that's just so you'd stop calling me ma'am, like I was your freakin' grandmother or something. Though that might be good now, it might deter me from talking about my sex life to you.

He can come back whenever he feels well enough, then.

[She is definitely trying not to laugh at him.] Seriously? You made a little kid cry trying to get him to not talk to strangers? Well, I don't know. Kid is kinda strange. Talking about marrying his mom, I think.

I imagine he will continue to make those.

Rationally, if one won't remember anything anyway when they go back home, it would be senseless not to indulge in something one wants. However, I understand that there are also... emotional considerations that may not be as simple to resolve.

[Brennan gets those. Add in some abandonment and trust issues and stir together until mixed. These two need to start a club.]

Awwww Kate. Admit it now. You like it when I use my mouth.

How much longer until I should start running?

Nothing t'do with bein' me gran, ma'am. S'just a respectful term. Like callin' you 'boss' only different cos you're a bird, yeah?

Might be a bit suspicious, that. Um, what 'e's sayin' about his mum, ma'am, not him cryin'. And honestly, all I told 'im was he 'ad t'be careful.

[Ray's been avoiding the network in general, especially police members, but this is too good to miss. Even if it does blow his flu cover. And he can't quite manage to press anything but video with his clumsy paws.

So have a filthy chuckle, Beckett, along with an empty screen. He's avoiding appearing on the camera still.]

Nice one, Ma'am. There any of this CCTV stuff of it?

He wouldn't be Castle if he didn't.

Well, you have a point, yeah. I'd want to remember, though. Just-- I guess it doesn't really matter. This place makes everything so complicated.

[They could help each other come up with excuses to keep from getting close to anyone ever. It would be like, really horribly unhealthy!]

I don't have to admit anything. But you're not unskilled, Castle.

Running isn't going to help you anyway. But there's still about ten minutes left.

Okay, Chris, I get the whole decade difference but there was this whole big movement called feminism. Equality between the sexes? Most titles work for both men and women. Which means not calling me a bird anymore. Or worrying about what to say because I am a woman. Trust me, I'm from New York, you can't insult me.

Yeah, just a little. Guess we can keep an eye on him for a little while, make sure he stays out of trouble.

[Oh good, just the person to make this impossibly more awkward! Beckett practically chokes on her own tongue when she gets the notification.]

No, but I have a really good memory. And it'll probably end up in Castle's book. Except that one part...

Oh, aye. That the bit where you get all your paperwork stuck to your arse an' 'ave t'do it all again?

It was a stapler, thanks, and no. The one that makes those yoga classes worth the bill, actually. Also worth it to see Castle's reaction. [Headdesk. So hard.]

...You got a stapler stuck to your arse?

[Which is probably not the bit he should be focussing on, but hey, he's a 12 year old at heart.]

Dug into my back, actually.

[She is very okay with this distraction.]

Oh, that's borin', that is.

Go on, then. Let's be 'earin' what's made these yoga classes of yours so worthwhile.

Yeah, it hurt too, thanks for your concern.

Oh, well that's just basic anatomy. After all that stretching, it's easy to get your leg over your head.

Well, so long as you didn't stable it to your spine, or sommat.

[Yes, Kate. That would be a raunchy and obnoxious laugh you're hearing right now. This is the best thing Ray's heard all weekend.] Now that I would like to see.

No stapling, just the knot.

[If an eyeroll could make a noise...] I'm sure you would, Carling. Someday I just might show you, if you keep it up. [Yes. That would be a threat, not that it sounds all that harsh just now.]

There you are, then. Nothin' to complain about, so long as he weren't a crap shag.

Eh, you never know, Ma'am. Some day you might jus' fancy showin' me.

It wasn't crap, it was surprisingly good. All of the times.

That'll be the day. [Really, Beckett, tempt fate some more.]

[Insert cocky smiling here]

No but if I run you'll chase me.

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