thiswallinside | 13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

So, having curse sex with Castle hasn't really changed much. I mean granted, it was only a few days ago, and I've been holed up with paperwork trying to figure out what kind of funds we can pull together to build a new prison. Plus I haven't been laid in way too long.

But when they show it in the movies, people having sex on a desk? It looks a lot sexier than in reality. I have this kink in my back that's not going to be coming out without some real work on it.

And I was actually surprised, because Castle apparently isn't all bluster. He's definitely a manslut though, with how he knows his way around a woman--oh my God. Shut up, Beckett. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[fumbling. with. device.]

Filter, please come on, if Alexis sees this-- shit! It was bound to happen, and everyone kind of knew that, it's just I didn't want to admit it-- stupid curses!

[still more fumbling.]

At least there was protection, right? [hands clamped over mouth, but audible if you listen:] And the handcuffs were readily available, which is such a cheesy cop stereotype but hey I was just using what I had available to me...

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[ooc; Cursed with My Dirty Little Secret, to reveal her roll in the hay with Castle during Jet Fighters and Punches!]

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.... non. Is a secret...

Oh, Mara. Can you tell what exactly makes you panic? You don't have to tell me, of course. But if it's psychological, maybe you can get some help.

I suppose it does. Can you talk to them about it?

I don't know. I only started going out again recently. And that scares me enough.

It's normal, though I don't know if that's reassuring. You could be suffering from PTSD or something similar. I'm not sure that it necessarily affects sex drive, but any other questions I might ask would be pretty intrusive.

Is there anything I can do for you? I might be able to find someone for you to talk to, through the station. Someone that could actually help, I mean.

Probably not.

...You had sex with your partner?

[Nothing to see here, just Angela eating popcorn with a 'At least you got luckier than I did' look on her face.]

...ma'am?

More than once.

...It was just the stupid freakin' curse, I swear.

[this is the sound a facepalm makes] Yeah?

You should try, at least. Can't hurt.

Don't you think that maybe she'd want to know?

That's... slightly beyond the boundaries of strict professionalism.

[A beat.]

Well, how was it?

At least you had fun during it.

More than slightly, actually. Way more.

[She doesn't even have to think about it.]

Best in awhile. So good.

I kind of feel like that's going to be the source of the problem for awhile. If it hadn't been kind of worth it, I'd crawl into a hole and never come out. I can do paperwork from a hole.

Castle's a nice guy, doesn't have an attitude problem, and he's cuter than a monkey with a puppy. The sex was obviously good. I'm not seeing the problem, Kate.

True, I was just trying not to be blunt about it, seeing as you're technically my boss.

He appears to have the optimal built for satisfying sex. Good definition in his thighs and the ratio between the breadth of his shoulders and his waist is quite appealing - objectively speaking, of course.

[Well, so much for not being blunt about it.]

Could say congratulations but...s'pose that'd be out of order. Sorry about the curse, ma'am. I can pretend I didn't hear anything, if y'like?

Jus' thought I should mention that Ray's 'ome with flu an' also I dealt with some bloke cursed t'be a bit of a paedo. 'e were chattin' up the little boy you're talkin' to right now, actually, so if you could try tellin' 'im about not talking t'strangers he'd probably listen more t'you than 'e did me, what with you bein' a bird. Sorry ma'am. That's all.

I suppose.

Oh, right, yeah. Well, thanks for trying at least. I don't seem to have that capability at the moment.

Yeah? I wasn't really-- the scent was overwhelming, from the curse. Though that's not to say I never noticed his shoulders before, though his buttocks are really really defined as well. And there's been that weird tension for awhile. Shit, can it be midnight now?

Those are all very true things. The problems occurs when our partnership that doesn't involve a lot of sex comes into play. And his daughter. And the fact that right now it's hard to think of much else but his very skilled mouth.

No one is going to take me seriously anymore...

Yeah, a little. Uh, well, seeing as everyone else is able to hear-- do whatever makes you comfortable, Chris.

The flu? All right, okay. Well-- what'd you say to the kid?

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13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

one that he's been telling various people during this curse >.>

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Was tempted not to answer. You were at 69 comments

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but then i'd miss out on epic chris-isms!