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thiswallinside) wrote2010-09-11 10:24 pm
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Entry tags:
- affected,
- curse days are always crap,
- getting to old for this shit,
- holy freakin hell,
- it's a polar bear -- a polar bear,
- need more coffee,
- needs a spa day,
- really not freakin helping,
- seriously can this get any worse?,
- this cannot be worse,
- trying to make sense again,
- very insufferable,
- well,
- where: at the office,
- why a polar bear!?
24th arrest | video and some folks even see the bear in me
[Hello, City. There is a very large black nose poking at the camera of Beckett's device. Is it a dog nose? Looks like it, but-- when it pulls back a little it reveals something much, much larger than a dog.]
What are you doing!? Get off of there! You can't just--? [This would be Beckett trying to get her device back from a very large animal, and failing.]
How did you even turn it on with those paws?!
[ooc: Dæmon Day for Beckett, and her counterpart is a bit more ... openly aggressive (and mouthy!) than she. :\]
Ah, there we are. Please, don't be alarmed-- especially those of you working in the police department today. My name is Idris. Yes, I am a polar bear, no I am not Kate herself.
I am going to let you know that there is a lot more that she could be doing to you to try to keep peace in this place, you know. She's actually very--
I am going to let you know that there is a lot more that she could be doing to you to try to keep peace in this place, you know. She's actually very--
What are you doing!? Get off of there! You can't just--? [This would be Beckett trying to get her device back from a very large animal, and failing.]
I suppose you shouldn't have taken that coffee break...
How did you even turn it on with those paws?!
[ooc: Dæmon Day for Beckett, and her counterpart is a bit more ... openly aggressive (and mouthy!) than she. :\]
Action; LEAH TOLD ME TO TAG /blames her for everything
And, yes, he does have a gun. He caught that alive part.]
Chris?
Action; FAIR. Also, forgive this, I don't want Idris to have a chance to explain yet. >.>
Don't go near th' door! There's a bloody massive talkin' polar bear in Beckett's office! An' I think she's dead in there!
Action; Aaaaaaaaand last tag before Beckett. >.>
[He'll be taking the safety off now. And inspecting the door suspiciously.]
...Should prob'ly break the door down. Shoot the bastard, before 'e gets anyone else. You sure she's dead?
Action; Ahahah I feel special finally tagging in xD
[Here's Beckett, walking up to her door, looking fairly bewildered. Also, worrying immediately about Alexis, but after just a second she's back on track.]
Oh-- oh! No, he's just-- it's not. I'm fine, it's fine. Just a curse.
Action;
Beckett! But 'e said... [He looks at the door to her office and then back at her.] There's a polar bear in there, y'know.
Action;
[After glancing back at Beckett, Ray turns back to Chris, giving him his patented 'you're such a div' look.]
Could still shoot 'im, if you liked. Bit dodgy, 'avin' a bear about the place. Prob'ly rip your innards out, soon as look at you.
Action;
[Sigh. Does she really have to explain it to them?]
Ray, just -- don't shoot him. No matter how abrupt he decides to be. [She moves to open the door and there Idris sits, looking more amused than anything.]
Action;
Should've jus' said she was elsewhere. Sayin' words like "not alive" are jus' tryin' t'stir up trouble an' confuse a bloke. [Yeaaah...he's lecturing a polar bear. Whoops. Oh well. Ray's got a gun and Beckett said...]
What d'you mean, the bear's part of you? Did 'e tell you that?
Action;
Yeah, well, you won't be alive in 'ere neither, you don't watch yourself.
[Now Beckett's getting a look like he thinks she's a nutter.] 'Ow's 'e a part of you? 'E's a ruddy great bear.
Action;
[Kate will sigh. Because the jokes are probably about to come out now...]
Oookay, yeah that's-- I think that's enough of the polar bear talk. For awhile...
Action;
[Chris is noticeably rankled. But. BUT. Wait. He turns to Beckett, almost speaks. Doesn't. Opens his mouth again, looking a bit hesitant-confused.]
So, um...your soul's a polar bear? A bloke polar bear?
Action;
Forget about it bein' a bear, Chris. 'Er soul's a bloody bloke.
'Ow's that work? You secretly a bloke, or sommat?
Action;
Right, great. That's fantastic let's just get moving along. Don't you two have any cases?