24th arrest | video and some folks even see the bear in me

[thiswallinside]

[Hello, City. There is a very large black nose poking at the camera of Beckett's device. Is it a dog nose? Looks like it, but-- when it pulls back a little it reveals something much, much larger than a dog.]

Ah, there we are. Please, don't be alarmed-- especially those of you working in the police department today. My name is Idris. Yes, I am a polar bear, no I am not Kate herself.

I am going to let you know that there is a lot more that she could be doing to you to try to keep peace in this place, you know. She's actually very--

What are you doing!? Get off of there! You can't just--? [This would be Beckett trying to get her device back from a very large animal, and failing.]

I suppose you shouldn't have taken that coffee break...

How did you even turn it on with those paws?!


[ooc: Dæmon Day for Beckett, and her counterpart is a bit more ... openly aggressive (and mouthy!) than she. :\]

Comments

[reroutedbrain.livejournal.com]

BEAR!

Can I pet it?

[cpttightpants.livejournal.com]

Kate...what in the gorram hell are you doing? Thought we already discussed this. You're looking for my ship. I'm lookin' for Alexis.

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

It is a he, and that is a very offensive question, little human.

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Kate is doing her job in the least effective and passive way she can manage.

And you seem intent on distracting her.

[reroutedbrain.livejournal.com]

I'm not a human! I'm a computer program! That's offensive to me.

Fine. So you're a talking bear, and you don't want to be petted. I get it.

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Fine, little computer program. What's your purpose?

that's SO AWESOME

[reroutedbrain.livejournal.com]

My purpose was to oversee a space station. Now, it's whatever I want it to be.

:3

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Oh, not so fast, you still haven't answered the question.

What have you made your purpose, then?

oh god blue tongue XD

[reroutedbrain.livejournal.com]

My purpose is to be the greatest entity in existence.

[construire.livejournal.com]

... Wow.

\o/ cutie pie death beast!

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

And you have a plan toward that end?

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Good response.

YES but normally she's not a kid XD

[reroutedbrain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I do. I have to get my hyperdrive back so I can change reality!

[construire.livejournal.com]

Well, you are a talking polar bear.

[orangetoughguy]

Holy shit. A talking bear.

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

And you are a talking ape. But we're much more than that, aren't we?

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. A talking human.

lol yeah her too ;)

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

That's another goal, young program. A plan involves steps to achieve the goal.

[reroutedbrain.livejournal.com]

...Other people who tell their plans get them all screwed up.

[orangetoughguy]

Well yeah, I started carrying conversations at two. But you're a fucking talking bear and that's super cool.

[construire.livejournal.com]

I'm a few evolutions past an ape, though I'll acknowledge the relation.

What are you?

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

I assure you I have about as much interest in thwarting you as I have belief that you might succeed.

yep, i give up! bed time... :3

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

I am something a little complicated. A dæmon, sort of a manifestation of Kate's ... soul.

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

I am not simply a talking bear. You may call me Idris.

[orangetoughguy]

No way no talking bear is simple, Idris.