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24th arrest | video and some folks even see the bear in me

[Hello, City. There is a very large black nose poking at the camera of Beckett's device. Is it a dog nose? Looks like it, but-- when it pulls back a little it reveals something much, much larger than a dog.]

Ah, there we are. Please, don't be alarmed-- especially those of you working in the police department today. My name is Idris. Yes, I am a polar bear, no I am not Kate herself.

I am going to let you know that there is a lot more that she could be doing to you to try to keep peace in this place, you know. She's actually very--

What are you doing!? Get off of there! You can't just--? [This would be Beckett trying to get her device back from a very large animal, and failing.]

I suppose you shouldn't have taken that coffee break...

How did you even turn it on with those paws?!

[ooc: Dæmon Day for Beckett, and her counterpart is a bit more ... openly aggressive (and mouthy!) than she. :\]

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[Chris has a bad habit of just bursting into his superior's office with information. Possibly this will cure him of it. He opens the door, already talking.]

Guv? I found th'files for th--

[And then his eyes widen at the sight of POLAR BEAR and the hand he used to open the door feels at his side automatically, just in case he has a gun there for some reason. He doesn't. So he backs out the door and slams it closed, leaning against the wall beside it to pant and try to catch his breath before he yells at the door.]

Beckett! BECKETT! Are you alive in there?!

[Between the size of Beckett's modest office and the way in which it's set up, Idris takes most of it up with his girth. However, Beckett is not in the office at this very moment, out on her coffee run.]

She is not alive in here, no. But I didn't harm her, either, officer.

Then what's she doin' dead?!

[Bloody TALKING BEAR. Chris really REALLY does not like curse weekends.]

An' who're you s'posed t'be, a new copper?!

[Okay. Okayokayokay maybe he can rush over and get Ray? And Ray can either shoot it or get a gun while Chris stands watch...only. It's a polar bear. How do you stand watch over a polar bear, let alone a talking one? It could probably splinter the door by swatting it. It could probably swat off his HEAD.]

[Ray doesn't need to be fetched. Chris might be a div, but he'll still respond to hearing him shouting pretty damn fast. And being just next door to Beckett's office, he really can't miss it.

And, yes, he does have a gun. He caught that alive part.]

Chris?

[Chris glances sideways at Ray.]

Don't go near th' door! There's a bloody massive talkin' polar bear in Beckett's office! An' I think she's dead in there!

Bloody 'ell.

[He'll be taking the safety off now. And inspecting the door suspiciously.]

...Should prob'ly break the door down. Shoot the bastard, before 'e gets anyone else. You sure she's dead?

Guys? Who's dead?

[Here's Beckett, walking up to her door, looking fairly bewildered. Also, worrying immediately about Alexis, but after just a second she's back on track.]

Oh-- oh! No, he's just-- it's not. I'm fine, it's fine. Just a curse.

[Chris turns to look at Beckett so fast he nearly gets whiplash.]

Beckett! But 'e said... [He looks at the door to her office and then back at her.] There's a polar bear in there, y'know.

You, apparently.

[After glancing back at Beckett, Ray turns back to Chris, giving him his patented 'you're such a div' look.]

Could still shoot 'im, if you liked. Bit dodgy, 'avin' a bear about the place. Prob'ly rip your innards out, soon as look at you.

No, he's not just-- he's not strictly a polar bear. He's...apparently he's a part of me.

[Sigh. Does she really have to explain it to them?]

Ray, just -- don't shoot him. No matter how abrupt he decides to be. [She moves to open the door and there Idris sits, looking more amused than anything.]

I simply said she wasn't alive in here.

[He's noooot a div. Chris turns to give the polar bear an unamused glare.]

Should've jus' said she was elsewhere. Sayin' words like "not alive" are jus' tryin' t'stir up trouble an' confuse a bloke. [Yeaaah...he's lecturing a polar bear. Whoops. Oh well. Ray's got a gun and Beckett said...]

What d'you mean, the bear's part of you? Did 'e tell you that?

[The safety's back on, but Ray won't be putting his gun away any time soon. He eyes the bear suspiciously.]

Yeah, well, you won't be alive in 'ere neither, you don't watch yourself.

[Now Beckett's getting a look like he thinks she's a nutter.] 'Ow's 'e a part of you? 'E's a ruddy great bear.

He's--

I am a physical representation of Kate's soul.

[Kate will sigh. Because the jokes are probably about to come out now...]

And I was simply answering your question. [Idris is looking at you, Chris.] If you weren't so hasty-- or asked, you would have understood that. What kind of policemen are you, anyway?

Oookay, yeah that's-- I think that's enough of the polar bear talk. For awhile...

Y'don't ask questions if y'think a polar bear ate your boss!

[Chris is noticeably rankled. But. BUT. Wait. He turns to Beckett, almost speaks. Doesn't. Opens his mouth again, looking a bit hesitant-confused.]

So, um...your soul's a polar bear? A bloke polar bear?

[Ray's just looking horribly confused. He's struggling to work this out. The jokes will come later. And probably stick around for a while, Beckett.]

Forget about it bein' a bear, Chris. 'Er soul's a bloody bloke.

'Ow's that work? You secretly a bloke, or sommat?

[Can she crawl into a hole in the wall, now? Because it looks like she's trying.]

Daemons are always the opposite sex of their humans.

Right, great. That's fantastic let's just get moving along. Don't you two have any cases?

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24th arrest | video and some folks even see the bear in me

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