S'not about me bein' comfortable, ma'am. I just weren't sure 'ow far y'wanted me taking that whole 'pretend you're a bloke' thing.

Yeh, s'not too bad. He'll be over it in a day, I reckon.

Jus' told 'im about not talkin' t'strangers an' especially not meetin' them without 'is mum's say-so. Only... [And Chris is squirming on his side of the line. He sounds really awkward when he talks again.] Only I sort of made 'im cry... I was bein' nice, honest!